Wow...I think a lot, huh? This section of my website is dedicated to my many complaints, examples of sporatic boredom, and whatever I happen to think at the time

*Apparently, you are not supposed to go up the down escalator.

*The word "raisin" is French for "grape." So what do the French call raisins?

*I never want to be a crazy cat lady.....ever.

*How come they have those airplanes with the banner advertisements? No one can read them cuz it's so far away. So why do they have it? So they can taunt you? "Hey, let's see how long they squint until they give up!"

*We ignore the ones that adore us, we adore the ones that ignore us.

*"I'm trying to put 2 and 2 together but keep getting 74"

*You flying fuck nut....

*When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

*yeah baby! Do I make you horny?

* life's a bitch then u die.

* Me so thorny!

* GET IN MY BELLY!