1. We got off the Titanic first.
>
> 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
> disorder excuses.
>
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
>
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
>
> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching
> her rear.
>
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
> privates are still there.
>
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>
> 11. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
> picture them naked.
>
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we
> look like an idiot.
>
> 13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
> problems.
>
> 14. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
>
> 15. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
>
> 16. We can make comments about how silly men are in their
> presence, because they aren't listening anyway.